Monday, December 26, 2011

Mustache Monday: John Axford

Hello, dear readers! We’re back! Life in general, in combination with a deadly dose of finals week, has managed to prevent posting this past month. But here we are, with a very special Mustache Monday. If you’re a returning reader, you may remember our mustache competition. This is the first of three special edition Mustache Mondays for the winners of the contest. And now back to our regularly scheduled mustache fun!

John Axford, well known baseball player.

John Axford, less known for his curious facial hair.

Of course, that’s not completely true. He’s pretty well known for the mustache as well. This chap was given the Mustached American award for 2011, despite the fact that he is actually Canadian. Where to start, where to start? This mustache deserves an award, nay, a medal, if only for its impressive symmetry. We would hazard a guess that achieving this sort of balance is a task requiring great skill. Regardless, this mustache was an ill-advised choice, as it resembles nothing so much as two chipmunk tails curled about his upper lip.

John Axford, the seventh man in our quest to find a decent mustache. Let’s see how he ranked:

Size: 2/5

Originality: 3/5

Style: 1/5

Overall: 6/15

If we were in charge of the American Mustache Institute, someone else would have been named Mustached American of the Year. We’re just not sure who that someone would be.


Becca and Kelley

"It's like having a pet for your face!"

No comments:

Post a Comment