Joseph Furst, famous for shouting, “Nothing in the world can shtop me now!” in Doctor Who: The Underwater Menace.
Joseph Furst, probably not famous for this mustache.
This mustache is neither as ostentatious or as just plain weird as some of the mustaches we have seen in our day. In fact, it’s pretty standard, as mustache styles go. The thing that saves this mustache from the bin of unmemorable mustaches is its masterful execution. It’s symmetrical, it’s even, it’s not too large. It even matches his eyebrows well, which can be hard to do. Though it doesn’t attempt to stun or amaze by elaborate curls or exaggerated length, this mustache is pretty impressive for its general neatness. Even insane dictators intent on blowing up the planet have their priorities, apparently.
Joseph Furst, the 14th contender in our quest to find a man with a perfect mustache. Let’s see how he ranked:
Sorry, Joseph, you’re not first today! Nothing in the world can stop you now, except mediocre facial hair.
Becca and Kelley
"Something arrests your attention, Jeeves? A spot on my nose, perhaps?"
"No, sir, on your upper lip. I thought for a moment that a caterpillar had lost its bearings."